good
this movie combines the greatness of linkin park and the awesomeness of skating to create a blend of exellence
Reviews for "---Skate---"
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Ladies and gentalmen, a prime example of why people hate stick moives.
Three steps towards failure.
1. Start off with angsty nu-metal song.
2. Recycle sounds from THPS.
3. Make the movie as boring and uninteresting as possible.
OH MY GOD.
Let me show you how much this movie has ruined my life.
After pressing the button to start the movie, I heard a song by Linkin Park playing. This, combined with the crappy sound effects from THPS, immediately caused my inner ear to collapse. I went to the doctor, but apparently there had been some sort of flu going around, so I could not get an appointment. I was forced to create my own makeshift ear-opener using 3 paper-clips, a breathmint, and some Duct-Tape. My social status has dropped through the floor in a mere 12 minutes, thanks to this apparatus sticking out of my ear. I now have no friends, a collapsed inner ear, and a huge scar on my personality. All from this movie.
Fuck you.
Never again.
1) I hate skaters. I hate the concept of pushing your little wooden board around all day to try to pick up chicks. I hate how they think that "chicks dig scars." They don't. Go buy some scar concealer and get a fucking life. 2) I hate Linkin Park. They are one of the shittiest bands to ever be produced next to Good Charlotte and the Backstreet Boys (Who I am convinced are one and the same.) Listen to some real fucking music. Find a guitarist with some talent. Burn all of your little "punk" cd's, go out and find some heavy fucking metal \m/ 3) If you think it's not a great idea, it's not. It's probably even a crappy one. A stick figure skating is not a great idea. It is a crappy one. Go get a life, and come back when you have a great idea for an animation.