Do you hate me??
I saw the movie. This is what I heard:
Cat - Hey, something wacky is happening over here, Dan!
Dan ( aka: Homer clone #1694) - I don't care.
Cat - I'll never get over how oblivious you are!
Friend - Hey! Something wacky really is happening over here!
Dan - Yeah, but I'm a lazy oblivious slob! I can't stress that fact enough!
Friend - Well how about we check it out?
Dan - But I'm a lazy oblivious slob! (insert something Homer would say) But okay! Let me take this time to show the audiance my WACKY imagination! Its something like Family Guy, only its not.
Friend - Oh Dan, you're so crazy!
Dan - Huh?
Friend - *sigh* Oh Dan...
Talking Fridge - Hey, I'm talking! I'm also saying something not so clever!
Friend - Ah! You're talking!
Cat - I am to!
Friend - Ah! So are you! Man! This is WACKY!
Mouse - So am I! But as everyone probably knows, given the way this show is going, I'll be ignored because I'm being evil!
Friend - Since three makes a crowd in wackyness, I'm going to ignore you.
Mouse - I will now state that I have feelings, something everyone saw coming. I also sound like Foamy.
Talking Fridge - That was wacky.
Friend - Yeah, did you see how I ignored him?
Nieghbors - We don't find anything here strange.
Friend - Are you sure?
Nieghbors - Yeah.
Friend - Well what about that wacky happening over there?
Fridge - I'm being wacky!
Nieghbors - as the audiance probably guess, we don't find that odd.
Friend - This is wacky. Dan, did you forget to tell me something about this house when you bought it? I mean, things are wacky.
Dan - Nope.
Friend - Are you sure?
Dan - Yep.
Friend - Wow, you sure are good at stuffing your personality down the viewers' throats!
Dan - I know... now he is a flash back to continue the monsterous force feed!
Old guy - This place is haunted!
Dan - Being the oblivious lazy slob, I don't care.
Old guy - Its really haunted!
Dan - I am still stressing the fact that I'm a Homer clone and I naturally only care about TV and beer.
Old guy - But its really really REALLY DAMN DAMN haunted! EVIL! Who knows what wacky things might happen?
Dan - Hey look at me! I don't care! I'm so goddamn oblivious! Aren't I something?!
Old guy - But everything that has happened in horror movies and paradied to a pulp has happened to this house!
Dan - Thats okay, I'm oblivious anyways. I sure hope my up-tight roommate doesn't mind, or we're going to have some WACKY adventures!
Friend- I will now bust the ear drums of views by whining horribly and bad recording quality. Oh yeah, and I'm upset!
Dan - Hey man, its not so bad, for me anyways. After all, I am the oblivious lazy slob.
Cat - I will now add something to this conversation
Fridge - Me too! I'm a character!
Friend - Yeah... you sure are... Aren't we just a bunch of wacky guys in a wacky situation? Through inner monoluge I will stress the fact that I don't want to be part of this wackyness.
Mouse - And I'm still here!
Dan - And we still don't care, cause we're wacky!
THE END!
Watching this is like watching some guy splat himself in the face with a pie while talking about how funny he is. Please... oh please... make episode two better than this one...