Haha... WOAH!
Now, that was pretty damn funny. It really was. I know you aren't serious about this being the best guitarist ever. In fact I bet this is the first time he's ever picked up a guitar and played. But it was VERY funny. I don't get why everyone is so pissed out this? I even read that one person told him to kill himself? That's not very nice, he just sucks at guitar; doesn't mean he should die. We should forgive him for sucking so bad at it, not wish death upon him... 3/5 for humor.