I wuz afraid sum1 would put their kinks in2 dis flash
I can’t even describe how much I love him. Every day I stare at the hundreds of agent smith photos on my wall and wish that I was a matrix character during the sequels (the ones from 2003) just so I could be turned into him.
I even kiss the pictures on my walls if I’m feeling sad. It brings a smile to my face, even if it’s only a slight one and I go back to crying right after.
All my friends make fun of me for my Agent Smith obsession. It has gotten to the point that many people only know me because I’m a crazy Agent Smith fangirl.
I have an Agent Smith plushie I bring with me absolutely everywhere. I also have a Neo plushie that I plan on giving to my “boyfriend” (I love him, but not as much as Agent Smith) but I also take Neo with Smith and people would notice his absence immediately
This love has extended to other Hugo Weaving characters too. I am a lord of the rings fan because he plays Elrond in the movies, and I’ve even been contemplating watching Bedrooms and Hallways (or the Fortnite movie as I’ve nicknamed it, due to me claiming a scene from the movie was from Fortnite) just because of him.
I also have an Agent Smith nendoroid that I showered with once.
No amount of therapy will ever help me.