Reviews for Coffee gets aids!: Part 1

[Sakurazukamori]

Was kinda gross.

Coffee's wife dying of lack of lubrication? Then, he wears her corpse on his head? Yuck. The storyline wasn't very coherent either. Like at the end, he finds a bunch of other locks and for no reason kills them all? I am saying these things as an unbiased reviewer who is tolerant of clocks and locks.

Also, I thought CoffeeLock was the one that looks like a mug with coffee in it. The Coffee in this one looks like a bean. Also, who is that lock that was hanging around Coffee? You didn't mention his name.

[zehdazkouvez]

jews?

what about jews? i didnt get it.

Coffee-lock responds:

Sorry, You probably wouldn't have; It was an inside joke.
Negative lock is Jewish, So he was on the "Jew screen", Apposed to "Wide screen". Sorry, bad joke :(

[Kamikaze-Ya]

BIg Surpprise, It Sucks

Ya know, I don't blam this kinda crap just cause it's a clock movie, they suck enough by themselfs to get blammed on quality alone. I mean come on, how many decent clock movies have there been? I can only think of one decent one, a handful of milddly anyoing ones, and the rest all suck ass. I think half the reason people still make these is cause there are fools out there that'll vote high for it just cause it's a clock movie (the other half must think that racial and gay joke are the pinical of comidy).

Point being this sucks, and not cause it's a clock movie, it sucks in addition to that flaw.

Coffee-lock responds:

Please don't review movies kthxdie.