Okay....bad story but wtf...
Lol ill start at the start....Smirnoff bottles to survive?...wierdo lol...
Of that dolted gorrilla wanted that banana so badly why didnt he just get it himself?
I miss the rope and impale myself on a sharp spike....Damn...oh wtf he's still dancing...LMAO!!!!!
Oh shit....BURNING TO DEATH AHGHGH...and yet the bones are white and theres still blood everywhere....must of been some strong acid lol...
Lol he just falls asleep WHEN SUDDENLY A GIMP APPEARS!...lol kick him in teh crotch, and meet a sexy woman...well actualy shes a fat and ugly bitch but well...ewww..AND ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS MY REMAINS!?!?! Fuck im never going to ann summers again...sex toys are dangerous...
Fuck this dogs huge...Ahh well he dont like fire enstuingshers wotever lol....
RUN MAN RUN RUN FOR TEH PLANE...oh wait instantyl destroyed lol...YAY I DEFEATED HIM BWAHAHHA..OH NOHES STILL ALIVE...ahh well ibiza it is for now lol...
GOOD GAME VOTE 5!!!