OGM SUBLIMINALIZING MADE ME DO IT!
Well, that was quite the funny 0:38 there. From beginning to the end of the haircut sequence, that is... which, including all the gaps, is apparently... (0:38 + 0:07 + 2:45 + 5:02 + 0:31...) 9 minutes and 3 seconds of insane plot ACTION!
Of course, if you add the 0:04 of the bee scene and the five year+ gap before it (the problem, though, is that you specified "three months" within that span... a "month" isn't exactly a good measure of time, since they vary from 28 to 29 to 30 to 31 days... but taking 365.25/12=30.4375 as an estimate...)... (0:04 + 5y:93d:09h:16s...) 2764260 minutes and 20 seconds of ADDITIONAL INSANITY!!!
So, in sum... we have 2764269 minutes and 23 seconds of movie crammed into 42 seconds here (I blame the subliminalizing, again, for making me do this pointless calculation... oh, and you get a +2 in interactivity due to the fun I had with right click-p/f/b while gathering up the times).
For that, if nothing else, you are to be commended for insanely good editing prowess.
The editing, BTW, WAS quite entertaining. As was the beheading and eye-poking-out and the voiceovers in general. Never has such an argument happened over "feasable" versus "probable." GOOD SHOW!