.....why?
I was prepared to let it slide as just regular bad, because it's pointless and not very well done. But the 'thats what happends wen people act like me', then a fucking smiley? Doesn't making a flash MOVIE render text smilies pointless and obsolete? That was the last very big nail straight through the center of the coffin. If you're going to invest any time at all into flash, make sure you devote at least a few minutes to better dialogue and spellchecking.