"find my inbred inner child"
i'm dead lmao
Reviews for "Random Excuse Machine"
"hey Kresinite you suck"
well, why don't you go jump my lumpy pretzel you bastard, but only after you wax my hot yak..actually no that sounds sexual..just..just jump the pretzel thing
I'd really love to do the dishes, but I have to DISARM my UNWIELDY GRANDMA! XD
id like dance but i have to restle my broken pants lol!!!
Disarm my homestick car
Bury my husky prisioner
Analyze my dead bomb
Hide my frumpy grampa
Scratch my fluffy burrito
Wrestle my broken goldfish
Fight my crazy toenails
Cuddle my franatic dog
Hide my poisonous cat
Throw my miserable trumpet
Bury my deadly underpants
Lose my franatic garden
Water my salty money
Hahahhahahhaha good job!
This creates funny sentences!!