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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

pretty wierd

well this not that good there is nothing to do and the nails are already in him its also pretty dam mean...

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...I thought it would be a bit less violent than that. Maybe if you didn't make fun of it. That was, er... interesting. It wasn't very good, putting the subject of it aside. I kinda liked some of the ways you had us look at the verses. They were funny. I still can't give this a good grade.

I hope he has a sense of humor enough to laugh about this.
And, uh... I don't think he ever would say "F*CK! F*CK! F**CK!!".

Average

For all you christians out there: Jesus was crucified. You thank him for dying for your sins. Shut the fuck up. If you don't want to see the reality of it, don't play the fucking game. It says so in the beginning. He's not a bad person for making this game. I thought it was funny. It sucks that Jesus died like this but so did thousands of other christians of the time. You don't cry over them. No! Because Jesus claimed he was the "lord and savior" you fucking cry and bitch about him. Fuck off! He was a cool dude who preached peace and happiness. He was the hippy of his time. But he was no son of "god". In fact. GOD DOESN"T EXIST! THere is no giant invisible man in the sky who controls all and knows all. It's bullshit. Organized religion is a way to scam people. Wake up or " keep thy religion to thy self" as George Carlin puts it. Well that's my opinion. Anyway, It wasn't all that fun. There wasn't much to do. But good idea for a game. Keep it up.

make a better one

i liked the bible coments u had...but the graphics are poor...make jesus say something other then "ahhh, f*** f***" and dont put the music on a loop....*shudders* other then that it was ok, o and make some new options for hurting him like set him on fire or get him stoned (not drugs...i ment rocks) and so on and so forth

ok??

kind of ofensiv