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Reviews for "Carrot T.V."

Don't know how to do flash

OMG!! his mouth is wide enough for me to stick that carrot in and keep it there for a week!!

wait is he u??

sorry maybe a month!

Hmm...

That's just the most original thing I've seen here in a looooong time! Really great!
The sound okay and the graphics with the pictures are simple but cool!

yes pepsiclock is a retard

dude awesome ass idea that was funny do some more...or don't this one might be one of those original movies that cant be redone again

just, why?

is it me or am i just getin slower or is the worls getting faster. That must hav took u abit of time and effort. To be honest iv seen better on the bottom of my show and is about as useless as a snoze button on a firealrm. For allthem retards out there the song is by goldfinger a great ska band be 4 becomin sellouts and its called superman.Yeah blink 182 u busted lover well not lover worshipper. GOTH GOTH GOTH GOTH.

Phil is dead, and his clone now rules:)

It's true:). Back awhile ago, Phil died, and the townspeople went to ImClone and had it....well....cloned outside U.S. borders, since the U.S. is so pigheaded in response to using cloning to help the world.

The current "Phil" is Phil XytoPhyte #6, and is currently has an I.Q. of 90!

He enjoys long walks in his cage, eating carrots in his cage, and sleeping in his cage.

True fact, that "stump" you see Phil coming from is a fake!, and is really a cage, slightly bigger inside than his actual home the rest of the year. Once a Phil clone dies, his body is fed to the town's police dogs on "Feast O' Phil" day, which is held every 4 years of February 29th, whether the current "Phil" had died of natural causes or not.

Some times, if the current Phil isn't ready for this honor, the townspeople help him along with a good ol' helpful shot of Euth-N-Asia sleepy tonic.:) Yup.

Throughout the south, many still honor this day by helping other groundhogs find sleep, whether by tonic, or by swift painless truck. They then join in the jamboree and eat "Phil" burgers in honor of their woodland friends.

Tabitha123
Ta-BEE 1.2.3
Phil loves you, everyone.