Fear = Consumption
DON'T MEET PEOPLE ONLINE!
DON'T MEET PEOPLE IN BARS!
DON'T MEET PEOPLE EVER!
Stay in your room.
Stay away from the phone.
Stay away from the darkness!
Or you will become a statistic!
Don't listen to heavy metal or you will become perverted!
Don't chat with people you don't know!
Don't read this review or your penis will fall off!
AHHH!!!!
I'M SO SCARED!
AHHH!!!!
...beer...