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Reviews for "Jesus!"

This Movie SUCKED!!!!!

This was possibly the worst thing i've evr seen posted on Newgrounds.com. I thought something funny would happen at least at the end, but this was a complete waste of time and space on the portal. Who ever made this movie should not continue if this is the kind of product we can expect in the future.

I don't know what to think...

Maybe I'm too tired and personal things are preventing me from thinking clearly but... I didn't want to give you a perfect score because you used the lord in your movie. But I also didn't want to give the lord all zero's. Uhmm... I'm not going to vote on the movie because of this. I might decide tomorrow. Otherwise, I'm glad to see the lord portrayed in a non-violent manner. Even if he was promoting a sporting team....

I dub thee blammed.

Now, I have a great sense of humor, I beleive, so I'm able to not be offended by this piece in any religious way. Rather, it is the fact that it is boring, unfunny, and horrible sounding that truly pisses me off. What could have been room for something extremely funny has been used for this, and it saddens me. Not only that, but you have used a song whose only current popularity barely exists because it was in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" for seemingly no reason. I hope this thing hits the trash can very quickly, and with a satisfying thud.

You've gotta be kidding...

C'mon! I sat through this whole thing for nothing! I kept waiting for some little nugget of joy to slip out and for something funny to happen or at the very least, something horriffic, but......nothing. And for Christ's Sake, Jesus barely moved through the whole show! And what's up with the Celtic Soccer League or whatever that was? Are they supposed to be God's Chosen people or something? The music was lacking as well. Please don't clog the Portal with stuff like this in the future. Thanks.

Hmm

honestly i hated this. the song was horrible. U should've had jesus sing some metal or something. BUT im sure it was hard work to make his mouth move the way you did so i voted u a 4, very original idea.