garbage
this even tho its a spoof is crap and discraces a very good legacy of gaming
Reviews for "Taggart's DOOM"
TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:
This "legacy" of gaming is a crappy game made back in 1875 with a total of 5 pixels in your whole screen. Stop whyning and vote my flashes a five.
that was gay
that was truly gay
TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:
Your penis is gay
Err
If it was supposed to be bad why are ALL your submissions done in shitty animation?
not funny, no effort at all went into this and if you found it funny then you need a better sense of humour. By the way you can't be a "noob" reviewer unless all o four opinions are the same and we learn them off someone or something. We don't therefore our opinions are valid and your the "noob", as you so intellectually put it , in thinking that somehow we should all conform to your minute standards.
1) You (the author) should not try to be funny as this was not funny, nor any of your other submissions
2) If you think they're all crap make a btter one yourself, because until then your only proving yourself worse in that you can't do better
A sample of Justin Ammon's constructive reviews:
Here are quotes from TaKEitOrLUMPiT's reviews of other flash movies that are a hundred times better than his own:
(note: the movies that these reviews correspond to all have scores between 3.8 and 4.2)
[BEGIN REVIEWS]
this was so boring and i caught myself snoring. it lacked so much audio that is made everything so... lame, man i cannot believe this shit is on the front page
that was pretty dumb, it made no meaning and i cant believe you think someone will send u 5 bucks for this shiz
the whole thing... was just stupid. First of all why would a girl in the park be talking to a robot like it was a human and shit, wtf were u thinking when u made this? that I would cry? Woah this stinks
your shit sucks it reminds me of taco poop or burritos after they were run over by my 4X4 american muscle car SUV with a corvette engine in it.
why the fuck is there a mexican in this site
was this supposed to make me weep? why the hell was a blue dog writing, dogs dont cry or talk u dumbass, ur lame atempt to be sad has failed, and therefore u r a failure at life and i dont care if u dont have a family because I probbaly killed them anyways since I am a hitman and all... well that just teaches you to pay your dirty bills and always obey
why is this shit on the front page, it sucks my huge penis which is black btw, this is HORRIBLE< it isnt scary at all and it is a lame attempt to be like the movie
Stupid, that was pretty lame, that is just... lame
yea, it is. ITs just short and lame, i was seriously falling alseep.. im gonna take a nap now
your graphics were awesome but i was utterly dissapointed from your poor storyline, i was expecting some coolness like akira but it was just stupidness..
quit putting this shit on the front page
fuking gay?
it was entertaining and didnt piss me off so its pretty cool, at least it was colored stick and not just crappy lines used from line tool
[AUTHOR'S RESPONSE]: Hahaha. Another fucknut that doesent know how difficult it is to make a character with human appearance move realistically, no matter how simple he might be drawn. n00b.
[END REVIEWS]
TaKEitOrLUMPiT (Justin Ammons), you are one of many shitty flash animators that continue to plague newgrounds with crappy flash animations. Despite the 12 year old quality of your flashes, you continue to flame other users whose flashes are of MUCH BETTER quality than your own flash work (it's almost not even fair to compare them to yours).
Well ammons, it's your turn, go on and throw me a primitive insulting reply to this review like you always do. n00b.
bad..
hey what happened... your second chance hitman was well better, no offense but the graphics were even worse, it wasn't funny, and the text went well too quickly to read.