Wow
I thoguht I'd never see anything worse then my own stuff. I was
horribly wrong. The action scenes were good though.
Try and keep away from humour.
Reviews for "Taggart's DOOM"
cool
i liked it i. (un like every 1)i read the thing and i think it was good.
A sample of Justin Ammon's constructive reviews:
Here are quotes from TaKEitOrLUMPiT's reviews of other flash movies that are a hundred times better than his own:
(note: the movies that these reviews correspond to all have scores between 3.8 and 4.2)
[BEGIN REVIEWS]
this was so boring and i caught myself snoring. it lacked so much audio that is made everything so... lame, man i cannot believe this shit is on the front page
that was pretty dumb, it made no meaning and i cant believe you think someone will send u 5 bucks for this shiz
the whole thing... was just stupid. First of all why would a girl in the park be talking to a robot like it was a human and shit, wtf were u thinking when u made this? that I would cry? Woah this stinks
your shit sucks it reminds me of taco poop or burritos after they were run over by my 4X4 american muscle car SUV with a corvette engine in it.
why the fuck is there a mexican in this site
was this supposed to make me weep? why the hell was a blue dog writing, dogs dont cry or talk u dumbass, ur lame atempt to be sad has failed, and therefore u r a failure at life and i dont care if u dont have a family because I probbaly killed them anyways since I am a hitman and all... well that just teaches you to pay your dirty bills and always obey
why is this shit on the front page, it sucks my huge penis which is black btw, this is HORRIBLE< it isnt scary at all and it is a lame attempt to be like the movie
Stupid, that was pretty lame, that is just... lame
yea, it is. ITs just short and lame, i was seriously falling alseep.. im gonna take a nap now
your graphics were awesome but i was utterly dissapointed from your poor storyline, i was expecting some coolness like akira but it was just stupidness..
quit putting this shit on the front page
fuking gay?
it was entertaining and didnt piss me off so its pretty cool, at least it was colored stick and not just crappy lines used from line tool
[AUTHOR'S RESPONSE]: Hahaha. Another fucknut that doesent know how difficult it is to make a character with human appearance move realistically, no matter how simple he might be drawn. n00b.
[END REVIEWS]
TaKEitOrLUMPiT (Justin Ammons), you are one of many shitty flash animators that continue to plague newgrounds with crappy flash animations. Despite the 12 year old quality of your flashes, you continue to flame other users whose flashes are of MUCH BETTER quality than your own flash work (it's almost not even fair to compare them to yours).
Well ammons, it's your turn, go on and throw me a primitive insulting reply to this review like you always do. n00b.
Disgracefull
It was a disgrace to DOOM, if you are making it look so bad because
others do that then why do ALL you're flash movies look like that?
A note to the slow who didnt get the ending: the flash movie is based off of the doom novel, in the doom novel the demons are actually aliens being controlled by two other aliens that were having an arguement about something the aliens were thought to be demons because the two controllers wanted the humans to fear them and they thought they shouldd take the form of humans greatest nightmare: a hell on earth.
fairly Funny... :)
Ok, so it did a REALLY good job at making fun of the other pieces of crap, (the turning animations and truck was funny because it was so badly done. The part where the one guy wet his pants and took a shit in fear was REALLY funny. And most funny of all was that guys constantly getting off on the other guy lmao... Good job and I can't find anything wrong with it, a pretty good short I must say,
Graphics: 5 (It's making fun of NOOB work duh!)
Sound: 3 Not much except bad music (even for MIDI) from doom 1, I LOVE doom 1 btw) though the reason is same as above.
Humour: 10 (Recently I've liked a LOT of animations on this site, really really funny man... If kind of gross at times :)
Violence: 4 A little bit, but that's all thats needed
Style: 10 Making fun of crappy animations not teribly new but a good job was done without making it almost pointless. Overall a 10/10