lol....nice... i got:
When you get out into the world, if you have a diploma from a university, you can get a job as a/an hooker. If you don't have a diploma, you'll get stuck with a lousy job like being a/an bitch. So it's important that you study hard in high school so you can get a good chance at passing the College Entrance monkeys. Remember: 'A little learning is a/an short thing.'