WTF? slow it down!
This whole game had no relevance to anything whatsoever... there was no stroyline! Here are a few tips for your next game:
#1 Slow down the dialogue, give ppl a moment to actually read what is going on
#2 Think of better puzzles to try and figure out, or more interactive dialogue. What the hell was the point of telling some girl her bra size was big and that some old man had a 12 year old wife or something?
#3 If you spent one year to create this, spend three or five years on your next submission!
#4 Don't quit your day job to do flash games or cartoons!