This sucks!Don't even bother watching this crap.
The sound is annoying and repetitive, the plot is shitty and all of those prison scenes are cheap cut and paste jobs a 4yr old can do.
Reviews for "Mexican Guadalupe"
notintheface responds:
that's funny, because it looks exactly like eskimo bob...! Mission accomplished!
Good job
That was a good "bob" parody, funny stuff...and in reply to Kitsune who wrote a thesus on why you suck for making fun of mexicans......first of all us Americans ARE all blond and are racist to hell and back. Second of all.....by stating:
"Just who in the hell do you think you are judging us? If you're american, you should look at the shit that country's done in the past, and is doing in the present.
If you want to make a point by calling someone out on their racism.....that's fine but by retaliating with the same type of shit just makes you look like a hypocrite. Someone needs to lay back and have a couple of Coronas because you're so uptight that we wouldn't even be able to fit an ounce of coke let alone 20 kilos in your tight ass.
notintheface responds:
Thank you. I'm exhausted from my counter-review to the guy below, but it's good to know I have support from others in my crusade to be a prick. :o) I'm not daft enough to realize that 20 kilos of cocaine wouldn't fit into anyone's ass, but it's funny to create the image anyways-- Much like trying to picture fitting a red-hot iron poker into Kitsune's pee-hole.
... try harder next time. Or please stop this.
Well, I saw this and got pissed right away. Why? I'm mexican born, and still live in Mexico (but am a US citizen).
Normally I don't mind this kind of stupid irrational humor. I can take most stuff directed at me, or my country. But this was really offensive. And to use Toma's Eskimo Bob as a basis, dear lord!
Another thing that bothered me is that you used drugs as the main joke. Why is it that all people think we all smuggle drugs?! I mean, there's no basis for you to think that! If that was the case, we mexicans think all americans are blonde and are racist to hell and back.
But seriously, I usually don't flame anyone. I've got a thing against doing it. But still, you've seriously pissed me off. Not even Los Luchadores got me so mad. I mean... sure, a joke is a joke, but now when so many people are insulted in one swoop.
I myself am the son of two farm workers. One of them (my mother) is a US citizen. If they ever saw this, I'm pretty sure they'd hunt you down themselves. For one, not all of us border-dwellers are drug dealers. Well, I'm not. I also don't think that an ass can hold 20 kilos of drugs. Then again, I've never seen your mother.
Oops, I flamed you. I'd apologize, but you don't deserve it. Come on, stay in focus...
Anyway, really, I hope you don't live in an area that's populated by mexicans. If you do, then, sir, you are a racist who's only goal in life is to make minorities suffer. Or to make fun of them. I'm not sure if this is the word... redneck? I'm fairly sure it is.
Well, I'd have a lot more to say to you, but it would be in spanish and there'd be no point in that.
In closing, I'd like you to take a good look at yourself. Just who in the hell do you think you are judging us? If you're american, you should look at the shit that country's done in the past, and is doing in the present. Furthermore, get a life. You need it.
PS:
Bush in a cell with that mexican guy? Yeah right. Suuuuuuuuure, that'll happen. Maybe when Bush gets a brain or is caught smuggling drugs _into_ Mexico, like so many americans do.
David "Kitsune Sniper" Silva García
Mexican and proud of it!
notintheface responds:
Well well well, amigo... After laughing my ass off for a few minutes at your review, I felt the need to respond to give you some closure... First of all, I live in New Jersey, so I doubt that I'm a redneck... Second of all, I work at a pizza place with four Guatamalans, so I don't think I'm a racist either, just a guy with a sense of humor that doesn't know boundaries. :o) Third of all, Who do you think YOU are judging US? If you think we're all blonde and racist, then we can surely think you're all drug smugglers! :o) And finally, the point which was very blunt and obvious to everyone else but apparently too subtle for you was that Bush was in the jail cell for Narcotics possession, which was my political satire that I slipped in for mirthful purposes. I fail to see how making fun of Eskimos is any less offensive than making fun of Mexicans: Of course, since you're not an eskimo, then screw the eskimos, right? Only when you're people are insulted do you care. My, how conceited and bigoted of you. If you can't make fun of everyone, then I think YOU'RE the racist! In fact, Mexico sided with Germany in World War II, so you're about as close to Hitler as we're going to come! Start goose stepping, Nazi!
Lovingly yours,
Your amigo notintheface (What your mother says to her customers)
PS. I know that last insult was childish and immature, but I had to slip it in.
PPS. I do speak Spanish, so go ahead and rant, I will gladly rant back in your native tongue and still run circles around you.
PPPS. Enforcing the hispanic drug stereotype, I buy all my marijuana from my guatamalan friend at work. It's quite good, I might add- and much less expensive than you'd buy from any of these damn whities around here! ;o)
Got a good laugh.
Coke up a mexicans ass....genius.
Your sound gets a 1 because of that dude's name.
Eskimo Bob is cool, but bad parodies aren't. If you're gonna make fun of something, do it with at LEAST as much style as the original. Please hang up and try again.
notintheface responds:
*gets out the fly swatter and hits the stupid eskimo bob groupie*