Reviews for Child's Play

[Brotherbrat]

So true.

I'm 15 and I like to consider myself a hardcore gamer. I still enjoy the big clunky Commadore 64(which my dad thru the games away for because he said they were obsolete. I'm still pissed about that). I hate the people at school who buy and play games (and systems for that matter) only for it's graphics. They say that the graphics make the game awesome. BULLSHIT I SAY! The game play makes the game awesome. If you want something pretty to look at go watch a movie or look at some pictures. Whenever the people my age say stuff like in your video I want to punch them untill they die from it. The early games are far superior than most of the new ones. GIVE ME CLASSIC GAMES ANYDAY! Oh, I saw these awesome toys at Wal-Mart that look like the old joysicks but have about 8 classic arcade games built into it's memory. Just plug it into a TV with 2 RCA plugs and your good. One has Namco games and another has Atari games.

[bongodude17]

Not for those who read EGM

Ok, if you don't read Electronic Gaming Monthly then this is when you should consider playing this. For those who have already the article, dont waste your time. Its basically the same borring and tired jokes that were barely funny when you first read the article. The only difference is now theres annoying voices that irritate you more. On top of that it's the same two voices, no variations like there would actually be since there were multiple kids. So it loses an element of depth there as well.

Also, let it be noted that the things said weren't funny, they were just sad.

[Mooshkabooble]

Hmm

True to life.

It's funny, i was having a convo jsut a week ago with some kid about video games. More like an argument. I was explaining a new release to my friend when this little shit comes out of nowhere and starts ridiculing the game, the system, and its entire company history. I turn around and say how long have you been playing. He says he's a hardcore gamer that's been playing games since the really old systems. What systems I ask? PSOne.

Fuck kids. I feel like a geezer but they have no respect for their roots. It used to be about gameplay, now its about flashy graphics.

Graphics dont make the game people.

[Perseph0ne6]

Awesome-fucking-possume!!!

That was sooo hilarious! Ah, funny and true, funny and true. That movie took me back, and made me LMAO. Remember Catapelier <sp?> ? Super Dodge Ball and Duck Hunt were my favorite, though they came later... in what you might call "The Bronze Age" of video games. Well, great job and thanks for the memories... ;b

[fenrir-the-wolf]

lol

I have played the classics, and I prefer the ones that we have now. I just like structured storylines and stuff. As long as the same storyline isn't used over and over and over and over and over.... *lotsa time later* ...and over and over again, I like the new games. One thing wrong with all games that have a story. It's either to save the world or the person's girlfriend or boyfriend. Yes, there are some that are just to shoot people and stuff, but there are yeah I'm just realizing that the ones there are gjsgokmsdogfdsmkgfokdoa.a,sds,m........................... I shut up now cuz I keep losing train of thought and conscioussneidosigmgflkmlkm.lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll *is startled and wakes up* BAI!