Reviews for Clock Slaughter

[numbers]

OOO CLOCKS RULE YOU SUCK!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!

lol j/k about teh summary..

I am a clock, and when i saw this i thought it was a score with the usual 1.09 as of some anti-clock movies, but I myself am very intrigued by this game. For a mere 30 seconds, although this might be considered a stress reliever for some others, I have been very annoyed that you can destory like, 200 clocks (all the same, might wanna add random ones next time) and you still dont beat the game. But I heard you might fix that in vers.2..good luck (and add music next time, and different weapon variations).

~NumberClock

[Grey-Mole]

addictive and fun

I am a fairly dedicated clock fan as far as some things are concerned but im willing to admit to a fun game when it comes along. doesn't seem that bad ether when compared to other games bashing clocks. Also, i think i have finally figured out for myself why the clocks stir up such strong emotions. newgrounds is a big site. a huge site. with its own social standards and sub-cultures. flash rises and falls like a tide as they come on and off the public radar. and like all large sub-cultures, it begins to develop similar traits. in the clocks (and some other genres), racism, or bigotry to be more accurate. let me explain this a little more in depth. how most racism begins is that a lower class like the poor white community in society will usually take out it's aggression on a group that they feel superior to for what ever reason like the black community. this is shown on newgrounds through the clocks. bad animators or people who simply can't do any flash at all will compare themselves to the clocks and say that they are at least better then them. whether this is true or not is to be disputed but the basic nature is still there. of course the feeling towards them run both ways and some people absolutly love them. this like many others is a person adopting a culture in favor of the one they live. these are the knock-off clocks or compleatly and utterly obsesed fans that will give anything a 5 with SBC's face slapped on it (I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE!). as a summerary the feelings for the clocks are based on a primal emotion that exists in all cultures and it is understandable when it occurs on such a huge site as new-grounds.

anyway, sorry for wasteing anyone's time who wanted an actual review but i find these as a good outlet for my feelings on issues.

good game. strange clock is the best. the end.

[ceelar]

not bad

not bad, but -i dont know if you did it on purpose or not- i could only fire when the bullet reached the clock, and while i waited they all just kept coming through the line...

[eric-swanson]

I hate clocks too, but

Hey I hate clocks too, but that doesn't mean i'm gonna make a crappy game. It has some serious potential, but the rate of fire of the canon makes it unplayable. If you fix the rate of fire it wouldbe fun.

NegativeTWO responds:

At that screen that says "Configure the game", you can increase the firing speed of the cannon. Please don't vote so low if you haven't read the available options :(

[Prang99]

Why clocks?

Why shall you kill clocks in the game? They are cool