Jessica Simpson can suck my ASS.
But, really, was there ever any doubt that she's not the brightest crayon in the box? Either way, I'm all for dissing the bitch.
Also, I don't find her the LEAST bit attractive. She's molded her appearance to look just like every other blonde pop star/sex symbol. She's boring, way too skinny (like most chicks) and completely overrated (like most chicks). Just my two cents.