Ummmm...
Okay, lemme break it down for ya..
Graphics: Weren't that good.. And since when did theives have the build of the Govenator?
Sound: Just the repeated 'thud' of the bad guys falling apart... People do that when you shoot them?
Interactivity: I hold the right arrow and the A button... Not very interesting or fun.
Style: You basically took a 2D shooter and tried to slap a story on it..
Violence: I shoot, they fall apart and bleed a little.
Humor:. None.
It just wasn't very good or creative. I know I couldn't do any better... But damn... I wouldn't submit it if it was this bad..