eddie, you've outdone yourself...Agian!!!
eddie you've raised the bar with this one!!!
Keep up the great work!!!
Reviews for "_gRet sWaMi eDDiE bALiN!"
eddiebalin responds:
I think you like me movies so much becase you are gay or maybe you have gud tast.
LOL
my dick has the good taste
hey man i love the movie
yer i loved it soo much cos i'm like gay
and i loved the bit where u takled about your crystle dick
and balls
i jerked off over that about six times
man u are sooo hot
i just wanna like your crystal balls!!!
btw i think u are sooo homophobic in all your movies
cos yr really a suppressed homosexual
so any time u want to discover your real side just call me
07958214340 my name's alistar i'm 14 and i live in forest row
i know you're gay
and so am i
is your whole family gay?
it sounds like u had a really fucked up childhood
o well 'o's gonna watch another one of your homoerotic films that u probably jerk off over (like me)
great stuff man u gay;)
eddiebalin responds:
agonize ovur this:
You ask if my whole family is gay?
Huh? WTF?
Well if my parents were gay and homoseksuals. then they'd be the same sex and they cudn't have had me, so there's yur ansur.
So sinse thats a stupid qustion that is obviously wrong i wont comment any further.
PS at least you admit yur gay. Hey! that's the first step! Step two?
Suicide! Plese E-mail me for ways we can off you
PPs. at least you admit my movies are gret you shud whack off ovur fish job> Try it!!!!
<><>CAUTION<><>extremely stupid review
alright, now this is my last post for tonight, and yes i did watch all of eddies submissions in less than an hour (i even put up with all the penis's,fishjobs, and the accusing of gayness) but the fishjobs are what led me to this review, in fishjobsII you show someone going to a site called fishjobs.com, and well id like to inform the public that such a site exists, of course its not about bj giving fish, its for finding a job in the fish market. i mean a job as in a career, and right now im about to go throw up then pass out from o/d'ing on the pills i found behind the toilet, so i have no idea why i wrote this review, and at the moment i dont really give a shit. P.S.- if fu dont like his stuff, stop watching it jackasses, and also, if u think im a bad person or somethin for likeing it, then i have one thing to say to you, u can go suck mr rogers decaying penis. thats all i got say. peaccee
eddiebalin responds:
*appluads*
Accurate 10% of the time.
1 out of every ten people are homosexual, that means 10% of the people who view this are gay.
Thankfully, I'm not one of that 10%, but that still makes you WAY more accurate that Madam Cleo or that Psychic Friends Hotline. In fact, you should open your own psychic hotline.
GRAPHICS: 9 -Your arms seem a little out of joint.
SOUND: 10 -Nice gypsy fortune-teller music.
INTERACTIVITY: 2
STYLE: 10 -100% Eddie Balin Style, as usual. S'orite!
VIOLENCE: 0
HUMOUR: 10 -Has anyone else contacted you for more psychic predictions?
OVERALL: 10
god loves us all even wade!!!
I don't know why you were eliminated off the bat from the first season, like, little bit, the first season of Last Comic Standing, but if you, like, little bit, have a standup performance at Elfstrom Stadium, that'd be s'orite! I'm a little bit of 21, and you be chillin' in Manillin' for now.