Imagine your girlfriend comes back and wants an explanation as to why you flat out CHARRED YOUR DICK
Reviews for "9. Toaster Love"
guyfromKillerRAT responds:
No, our hero dies before she sees him.
Pretty nice
guyfromKillerRAT responds:
Very much so, thank you. Perhaps you should buy the CD. It's on Bandcamp.
Lmao
guyfromKillerRAT responds:
Laughing your ass off is a great way to heal the pain of toasted dick.
This reminds me of the Wikipedia article on cock and ball torture; the heavy metal-esc screaming fits perfectly with what this character is actually doing in the song, which makes it quite interesting to listen to. Unfortunately you do get knocked down for making me wince every time he says a word (lyric-wise), but the weird and creepy outro is so random and unexplained that I consider it to be a representation of the remains of this dude’s destroyed cock.
guyfromKillerRAT responds:
I definitely do like to hear interpretations of things I did in songs without verbally explaining. I believe that your interpretation very much does sound like something I would do. Is it true though? Well, I'll leave you to decide that.
i fucking love this 10/10 instant classic
guyfromKillerRAT responds:
It truly is the best song ever written. I am the best.
Thank you for finally noticing that.