I fell sorry for you...
...if you got put here by the random portal thing, thats how I got here. Its horrible, its shhort, and the last thing (he says wait until the end) is someone saying "So long suckers, ha ha ha ha ha." I can't belive that they were over 20 (I checked their profile), they must've been making it up, they sounded like a kid i knew in 6th grade. it sucks...