Captain Falcon.
He is awesome, and this is an awesome picture of his manliness. Paint is a difficult beast to tame, but you seem to prefer its stiff neck to something softer. Why? Don't answer that. Just keep riding it, you crazy rodeo king.
But that's dedication, and that's what I appreciate about this. Could you move on to Photoshop? Yes, you could. Will you? Who knows. But clearly you're dedicated to the cause. I like that.