An Irish cautionary ditty grandad used to sing me when I was a wee lad. How I wish I'd listened....

Lyrics

I left the pub and walked the streets at 3 o'clock in the morning

I went to sleep in an alleyway, but I was none the wiser

I woke up with pain in me arse at 3:15 in the morning

I learned that night that leprechauns are ardent sodomizers

Music, story, animation by Jery Prok