what made you come back on here
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RECORD AND POST YOUR FASTEST RUN
the first person with the fastest run by 5/30/24 will win $200
Thank you for 1 million subscribers!
Controls:
Walk: Arrow Keys
Run: S
Jump: D
Retry: P
Start: Enter or Space
The longer you run, the faster Squirtle moves. Hitting a wall, swimming, or suddenly turning the opposite direction kills your speed momentum.
the goal of the speed run is to complete the game as fast as possible. If you get hit by Ash Ketchum, you will be returned to the Pokeball and lose the round.
storytellerYT responds:
I just wanted a consistent place where I can go back and play my own games in the future.
All my amateur games are still on here
To @NoobClock666 just like your name, skill issue.
Why the hell does Ash Ketchum sound so deep
storytellerYT responds:
lmao, he's 10 years old, trust
oK SO this is epic. You can actually continue the game after you leave the room. If you jump while moving forward you are just fast enough to get to the next room. Then in the hallway the music changes and you can no clip through the left most wall by jumping. You're controls will be reversed when doing this and you don't want to move to far into the black void lest yee be lost BUT you must wait a bit there until Ash busts through the next wall.
Also to specify you can move slightly diagonal while jumping without losing momentum. Hope that helps/
This game is unbeatable. When Ash breaks through the wall, there is no way to get past him. You can’t jump over him or anything. And why did you make the screen so big? It should not be this big. AIso, i have a big prvideoswith you're vidoes.
OKAY! OKAY! WE GET IT! YOU FUCKING HATE POKEMON! The game sucks, the anime sucks and anyone that likes them is a butch of morons! It's the same joke every time with you!
But, can I blame you? When was the last good Pokemon game you played? A decade ago? All your animations are about the Gen 1 to 3 Pokemon games. The newer games are not better but maybe try th.m?
And let's talk about the anime. Ash is an immortal 10-year-old and a fucking Retard with a level 1 Pikachu, but he always wins because he's the main character and bad writing! His goal is to catch all the Pokemon and be the Pokemon champion, but after years and years, it doesn't happen. He never grows and improves. He's the same person for the whole show by it going on for way too long with the same bullshit over and over.
Here is what Geoffrey Barans said in a Quora post.
"Therein lies the problem with anime keeping Ash as the main character. As you can infer, Ash was not allowed to show any signs of growth or maturity as a Pokemon trainer. It was mandated that he had to be the young inexperienced hero so kids could identify with him. This also meant that Ash was not allowed to win in Pokemon Leagues, aside from the most recent season."
SO WHAT'S THE POINT IN WATCHING THIS DOG SHIT, AND WHY DID IT LAST SO LONG!!!??? Because it's for kids? Well due, to kids like Call of Duty.
Pokemon Origins lasted 4 episodes, but those 4 episodes were better than more than 1,200 episodes of the main anime.
If you hate Pokemon games so much, play fucking Palworld. Most of the ex-fans are doing it. And if you hate the anime so much, watch those "Pokemon clones" animes, that are ironically better with good characters, good writing, and an ending.
I don’t even like Pokemon that much despise growing up with it and even I’m annoyed! You might say you "like" Pokemon with your jokes, but I don't.
And you're having that same problem with video game humor with "what if game was realistic and everyone was an asshole?" Dude, it's a fucking video game, dumbass. Your support to do that. Making these jokes is not funny anymore. THEY ARE NOT. They just annoying.
I used to love your video's. Your nothing like Dorkly because you put real efforts into your videos and Dorkly have the same talents as Family Guy wititers. WHITCH ARE NONE. They used to be funny, but they stoped trying.
Pokemon sucks. So what else is there to be said?