PROFESSIONAL EDITION UPDATE

as a thank you to everyone who played & supported Windowz XP 2012 Edition - even so far as to have it win Best of April 2024 - we bring you a substantial update:

fresh new stuff:

EPIC MEME MAKER

make, share & browse the finest Epic Memez™ newgroundz has to offer

(you have to use the in-game browser to open Epic Memez™)



AND A BUNCH OF OTHER SOFTWARE, GAMES, SECRETS, MEDALS

basically,

MORE EVERYTHING

======== ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION ========

HAIII THANX 4 PLAYING MAII GAEM

COMMENT WAT U WAN C IN TEH NEXT ONE

ALSO VOT5 PLSS KTHXBAI

for real though,

this is not a windows parody:

inside, you will find a trove of genuine old .swf files, none of which are made after 2012, in their original state with no touchups, censoring, or any messing with.

they're random, they're crude, they're edgy, they're dated, they made our childhoods fun.

they're also not the only thing in there - click around - you'll find more stuff.

but nothing newer than 2012

it's also a windows parody.

(there's a fair bit of stuff i planned on including that had to be cut due to 600gb not being a big enough page file for Flash CS3 to function properly.

it is enough for CS6, though, but I learned that too late. "too late" being just a few hours ago.

overall, this was fun - I even learned some stuff about flash/animate after using it for more than a decade which is insane)

be careful, by the way, i'm in no way a programmer.

trust the readme file.

NOTE: THIS FLASH IS PROTECTED BY

THE ROBUST ANTICHEAT™ SYSTEM BY 53xy83457

i leave you with the following emotionally heavy quotes that came to be in the last 3 days

(which is how long i spent on this)

"we didnt realise we were making memories we were just having fun" - MihaP

"Why you got me looking at old shit" - Krutches

"ahsduashudhasdhhjhfahs im losing it" - Kolumbo