How many times have you looked down at your bathroom floor and thought "Damn! Are all those pubes really from me?" Yes, they are. You are a hairy beast. All is not lost, however, for help is on the way...

Enter Pubert, a freakish imp bent on snatching those curly atrocities from the floors of the world. And now his quest is yours.

As Pubert, you must leap your way through fourteen tiled levels, picking up pubes as you go while avoiding hair shedding enemies from down under. It will take fast reflexes and the help of Pubette to fulfill your quest for a hairless nirvana. Godspeed!