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Everything Must Go
@PukeBomb presents their short film debut...
EVERYTHING MUST GO
Jack Brandt, an unemployed early 30s “bachelor,” is putting in a whopping 56% effort to land any possible position he can get his grubby fingers on. Although he leaves room for improvement, Jack meanders his way across town searching for jobs before stumbling over his own unlaced shoes and a “helpe wontid” sign in front of a dilapidated store front. Haphazardly shuffling inside, Jack was not ready for the marvelous misadventures on which he was soon to embark. Following a series of inexplicable sounds, Jack encounters what one can only describe as the physical embodiment of rotting meat and left-on-the-counter cream cheese, Mark Pimento. He's the kind of guy that could possibly be working for the mob whilst also predicting your future. You know that one uncle of yours that shows up with a stained shirt and unkempt hair right at the most in-opportune time for a "quick visit?" Yeah, that's Mark.
Unreasonably sweaty, oozing a questionable fragrance of fast food delicacies, this mythical “salesman” offers countless wares to his loyal, yet displaced customers. Marky Mark acts as the CEO of Pimento Planet™, a thrift-like store that offers luxury washing machine alcoves, -568.56 °R circumscribed cooling, ancient antiquities, and edible arrangements such as off-brand ice pops. Do me a favor: think of one item you definitely do not need right now, nor will you ever require said item. Okay, you good? Yeah, Pimento Planet™ has 40 of them in stock. Our love-able, wide-mouthed dope of a shopkeeper proudly represents a long line of Pimentos before him, continuing their seemingly endless hoarding legacies. Not all is well, however, as Mark is having it "up-to-here" in dealing with expectations from his "sponsors," the nefarious Maf-AI. Perhaps a break from this endless cycle of trash is in the midst.
The Maf-AI are a rough-and-rowdy rag-tag group of artificially intelligent mobsters viciously scaling the chain of power to soon control all facets of our earthly plain. As their leader is VERY displeased with Mark's recent transgressions, a gaggle of their top goons are contracted to target Mark in the hopes of clearing their path towards destruction. Unfortunately for Mark, he's a bit busy giving an expansive tour of the Pimento Planet™ facility to realize what his "future" holds. Many questions still remain. Who is Psychic Bob? Why haven't I heard of that unreleased vinyl record? Who needs that many socks? But, most importantly: Will Mark slip further into his biologically destined downward spiral, or burst out from the flames of failure? Oh, and whose dog is that?
2nd Place Winner in Live Action Jam 2023
CAST
Mark Pimento - Graeme Barrett (AudioOpera)
Jack Brandt - DNSL
MafAI Boss - Nick Senny
MafAI Goons - VoicesByCorey / JoshDytonVO / Nick Senny
News Anchor - Nattosumi
Meatloaf - Cyclone Breitmayer
Jeremy Clarkson - Nattosumi
Richard Hammond - Nick Senny
Jerry Socks - Bro-son
Psychic Bob Voice - Nick Senny
Live Action Psychic Bob - Bro-son
Mark Pimento’s Sultry Mouth - Nick Senny
Live Action Mark Pimento - Nick Rahm / Hayden Graham
Live Action Jack Brandt - Nick Senny
ANIMATION
Pimento Animation - Nick Senny
Jack Animation - Nattosumi
Top Gear Animation - SepticSebi
Jerry Socks Animation - Bro-son
3D Animation - Bro-son
BACKGROUNDS
EDITING / SOUND DESIGN
MUSIC
"Road Rage Symphony" - Cyclone Breitmayer
"Bad Whether - Green Sky Mix" - Nobey One
FOOTAGE
Live Action Jack Brandt - Nick Senny
Live Action Mark Pimento - Nattosumi / Bro-son
Mark V Vehicle - autoalfred
In Loving Memory of Meatloaf & Dixie
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Looks like Soundgarden had an orgasm on percocet
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Now this is some good quality veeeedyo right here. Loved every second.
Stand for Pimento, Kneel for Jack.
I got socks with like... funny little words on them. They say BOOBS and funny things. hahahahaha
Absolutely inspiring! This is the type of creative universe that validates the simulation theory. Humans have a strange nature to create their own worlds with limitless absurdity, comedy, tragedy, and moments of clarity. I love the synopsis prose paragraphs in the description, sound design, and everything. Put together a good team! It's proper vindication, knowing that I was never meant to focus on one medium like everyone would say. I have begun to piece together these mutated ramblings and characters manically scribbled into discolored beat-up notebooks, with weed crumbs like dried flowers pressed between the pages of a diary... All these unfinished strange audio project files, undeveloped film, strange videos, and random artwork are so valuable to me these days. Thank you all for this dope piece! Puzzles are falling into place now that I found my way back to NewGrounds!
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