This was a project I was working on years and years ago, and I had this in my file dump uploaded back in 2010. I believe the last time I worked on it was 2008. I regret that I never finished and shared this before Flash got phased out. A lot is unfinished, but there is still a lot to do.

If anyone has been able to open old flash CS3 projects in Adobe Animate like this, I'm very interested in re-visiting this whole thing.

There's a lot that I have done, but a lot that I never got around to finishing. There's also a window switching bug I could never hunt down and got super frustrated with.

I was beta testing Windows Vista when I started working on this, so this is basically a mix-up mock of Windows and Mac. And no, nothing you do in this game will hard your actually computer.

Tips:

• Clicking on the "BIOS" startup screen when the game starts skips the whole startup sequence and jumps directly to the desktop.
• Open up Notepad more than once. Let Cocaine Clippy do his thing. And yes, that sound effect is directly lifted from Tom Fulp's Teletubbies flash animations.
• Opening the memory stick from the Computer/X2 Browser section opens a new window. This is where you may encounter the window switching glitch. But there's also some fun stuff on the "memory stick" that you may have open behind Computer/X2 Browser (open the funnyjoke.pif file, but you may have to refresh the page...)
• Display can change the colors scheme of the windows. Not all work fabulously (I did some testing but not thoroughly enough, evidently)
• You can burn CDs! Speeds are SUPER fast! You may get audio feedback when "burning"...
• Try taking a backup! It will run you through a very important wizard.
• Open DivX player for a sexxxxxy video.
• We're running a very special disk controller inside this emulator according to the Performance section

Edit 3:48PM MST 3/16/2023: I have disabled Ruffle compatibility. I think this is what may be causing some of the display issues.

Edit 5:46PM MST 3/16/2023: Ruffle was definitely the cause of all the weird display issues. The Newgrounds Player is going to be best for this. A lot of interface effects I did in Flash 8 are also missing in Ruffle.