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folow @kip-dixon for voice act

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tsk tsk tsk, the great mario, my big brother

reduced to a disgusting drug addict

the shrooms  mario, always the shrooms.

oh uh my god, your uh on them right uh now arent u!

ur high right now arent u mario!

ur always high on those things, u dont uh even know whats going

on right uh now do you!?

u have no idea, u fucking uh idiot, u clueless little shell of a man.

u cant even go more than 5 hours without those uh things i bet.

it makes me sad mario it uh really does u have uh no idea.

crying noise short* sniffle*

my own brother, my own FLESH AND BLOOD, turned into uh nothing

more than a piece of uh crud.

what would mama say about uh u know her own non adopted son mario?

she would uh spit on uh your grabe mario! spit sound***

to be uh honest your drug adiction isnt even the worst uh part

tho mario, its uh your sexuality mario!

your a SCALY mario arent u!? ive uh seen what u do to bowser when uh

no bodys around, u let uh him spoon u uh dont u mario!

your uh mentally ill uh mario! u need uh help!

dont uh worry mario i brought uh someone who can uh help.

toad comes out)))

come uh on out toad.

he looks like a mushroom dont he uh mario.

hes more than that though mario, hes uh your shall we say,

mushroom doom.

do it uh toad.

toad shoots marios head*

help me drag this outta here toad (Drags body out)

i hope he died quickly, he probly didnt even feel a thing with

all the shrooms in his system.

youre uh probably wondering why i did this.

well did u figure it out?

thats right, im not the real luigi am i?

nope.

im Goo-igi.

had you fooled tho didnt i?

hehehehhe"