In the beginning, there was but darkness. Then suddenly a spark appeared. Then another, and then another! What emerged from this development was some sort of bird. A turkey, you ask? No, not quite yet. You see, this was just a plain bird, and he would have to go on a quest. He was to kill the terrible turducken, a victim of a magic spell gone terribly wrong, though that is a story for another time. Our brave bird met and smote the terrible beast, and having victoried over the monster, was awarded the glorious Red Wattle, to wear for ever as a proud trophy of that great day.