Everything flowed smoothly and fit well together. The little disclaimer at the end "not harmful is swallowed" really gave me a chuckle.

It, like the last guy said, reminded me of those 70's commercials and of course what she looks like with the cream on is "wacky". Not harmful if swallowed..Yeah no sexual reference here, though of course he even says it's a "sexual deviant" but oh well it's not bad better at a one time thing though. Don't somehow make a series out of this :P.

Not that I abhor them, they just old-fashioned, that's all.

I like it, this has to be one of the better concepts on all of NG.

Hehe that was funny, nice and old fashion, i also like the sounds used, great work...

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