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Finish a Run 5 Points

You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.

Double Up 10 Points

You doubled your seed money!

1 Million! 25 Points

You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.

2 MILLION!!! 50 Points

To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Author Comments

An absolutely 100% accurate crypto trading simulator!

It’s simple - just buy low, sell high, and be prepared for a bumpy ride!

Made in 48 hours for Ludum Dare 49. Does not support mobile. Yet.

This is a post-compo update.

Disclaimer: Not actually 100% accurate. Please don't sue me.

How To Play

Left mouse button, space, or enter to buy & sell.

If you’re not on the track when you do, you get the ‘slipped price’ penalty.

When you’re holding a position, it’s indicated by a pink line.

Sell above that line to earn profit. The higher above it you are, the more profit you generate.

You can also sell at a loss to open a more profitable position later. I’d recommend getting as close to the line as you can when you do.

Update: I think I've added leaderboards? I can't tell if they're working or not. Let me know if something terrible happens.

Update: Thanks for testing it out guys. Seems to be working. Kinda. Good enough. Enjoy.

Update: Ditched one of the score metrics. Largest profit. Added daily tracks and DailyProfit leaderboard.

Update: Ditched TPS scoreboard since it's basically just average trade with extra steps.

Update: Added medal support.


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does it piss anybody else off that there's a medal ONLY ONE FUCKING PERSON ACTUALLY HAS

0x6a61686e responds:

Yeh, as the dev, I can't beat the fucker. He earned it.

good game. some of the medals are a little bugged.

A fantastic game very well made. I love the simple concept. Now I have something other than watching my wife's boyfriend fuck her.


The game is good, but with disadvantages. 1. It is impossible to sell or buy in the air, it would be possible to make tracking not of the character, but of the line. 2. The graphics are not very good, the blue line does not fit very well into the overall composition. Everything else suits me

Credits & Info

3.72 / 5.00

Oct 4, 2021
5:02 AM EDT