all endings. whoo!
Author Comments
Your teen baseball team, the Worthless Dirt Boys, has lost to America’s Perfect Boys every year since 1922. Can you give your underdogs a fighting chance with steroids, guns, and blood magic? Explore 5+ endings, branching romance, ludicrous training exercises, and more in this absurdly funny narrative RPG.
FEATURES
- 25,000+ word underdog story about the worst youth baseball team in the world and their coach (that's you!) who'll do anything to win
- 20+ bizarre training activities to whip your team into shape, from chugging irradiated water to summoning the god of stale pudding
- 10+ characters to train and romance, ranging from a scarecrow covered with baseball gloves to Satan himself
- This game respects your time! Make a choice you don’t like? Travel back in time and make a different one
- 5+ bonkers endings based on how you approach your training and love life
- FREE. Not really a feature, but yeah. Worth mentioning
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UPDATE:
9/14/2021: fixed issues with romance flags on the Kylie path.
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I enjoyed this visual novel because the amount of text was a normal amount. There were no pages and pages of dialogue, which can really slow down the plot. My first time playing I ended up with the Magical victory. I will try different choices to earn the rest of the endings.
Hilarious.
There were a few visual bugs, such as during the deal with the devil scene, but it was overall amazing.
Amazingly fun, now i can buy olive garden food for my entire life!
Snap your fingers and erase several hundred children. Actually, that kind of reminds me of a jojo's bizarre adventure villain with a hand fetish. Good game anyway, I straight up died at that part. Bean Jesus approves fully.
Credits & Info
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3.94 / 5.00
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- Visual Novel
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Frontpaged September 12, 2021
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Daily 3rd Place September 13, 2021