'I HATE REAL LIFE' me too steve, me too
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
I watched this clip a while ago and it made me laugh uncontrollably, so I animated it for fun. It didn't take as long as I expected, so that's pretty good.
I can't believe Minecraft Steve is dead now.