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The Church of the Holy Sock

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Grow corn and apple trees to keep your cultists fed. Grow weed so they can smoke it and stop thinking so damn much. Building a library will allow you to research new stuff. Grow your cult by recruiting new cultists.


You can build more than one library so multiple cultists can read the same book (faster).

Pigs and Cows start having offspring when there are at least 2 grown ones in the pen.

Press M to go back to the main menu. Game auto saves every 10 seconds.

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I really enjoy this game, but I wish there was a way to demo buildings, I don't know if it's in the game and I'm just being an idiot, but I feel the game would be greatly improved by adding this feature!

glitching, I had only three cultist and then the screen was filled with cultist! Good game tho, please fix this glitch when you have time. :D

Great game, very relaxing and entertaining! There is an issue with the wine press though: i have had two cultists trapped 'inside' it, unable to move, leave the cult, or die.

The lack of a PAUSE button is very unnerving, and the only reason why I won't give 5 stars.
The game itself is really funny in its simplicity!
Liked it a lot.

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3.27 / 5.00

Apr 24, 2020
3:47 AM EDT