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Hardluck & Monster Girls

March 24, 2019 –
August 15, 2023
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Fantasmia has been in the throes of peace for 1000 years, so the last hero the Hero's Gate popped out is, well, not super impressive.

But now the Gate has been compromised and it's up to hard-drinking clumsy McHero Sir Hardluck to save us all from an influx of EVIL Monster Girls each bent on enslaving and destroying Fantasmia!

You control our hero... sort of. Decide how he spends his points, how he specializes, how much he drinks... and also just how arrogant his opponent is (with options like having her dance or monologue for no reason). Guide him from one fight to the next, upgrading his abilities and earning gold all while trying impress Sarcasia, his sexy barmaid friend... who he really hopes will become more than that.

In this fighter/RPG Sir Hardluck will do the fighting, while you play the role of manager, swapping between manual and auto for his special abilities, while you control his special item use and his drinking, which has all kinds of powers on its own!

Reviews

it is garbage you have full life in first battle actual battle but the first monster kills you every time

<deleted> responds:

Maybe try spending all those points you get for dying? The game rewards you win or lose.

Fun and cute game! I like the plentiful leveling up options. Would love to see more nudity once the monsters are defeated, though. Perhaps topless trophies in our hero's trophy room?

the art work is amazing as always but i have absolulty no clue what to do or how to do it. i have the game set on manuel and auto at various points during the same fight with the barmaid and still have no clue what im' suppose to do or how to do it. i left it on Manuel and did nothing just hopping that would cause the main guy to die so i could get out of the fight and figure out whats going on. still nether character died or anything, you guys really need to tone down the RNG cause its just murder.

<deleted> responds:

You won’t start to shape how he fights until you level up his skills, which he does by getting XP, which he gets WIN OR LOSE!!!!!

The point of the game is laugh at the hero and watch him fight. Eventually he’ll be pretty badass.

I managed to beat the full version at BB, but I was curious if I missed all the sexy times between the main character and the enemies or even the main character and the bar wench? Some of my favorite games from BB are the ones where sexy things happen DURING the gameplay. (Elf Hunter uses the pink ammo/ any of the platform shooter games/ Larry's adventures/ and any of the Spank 18 games) Fun game, regardless, and I love the humor. Nice job on this one!

fun concept but...
RNG battles? REALLY?
and if watching your character be retarded for 4min wasnt enough.
He can miss his finishing move killing you instantly. *clap* *clap*

After dying 5 times due to a failed finisher. Im tempted to give this 0 stars.

Edit (reply to dev): ok i get that but
i managed to get to lvl 70 after grinding my ass off. It made almost no difference. Why? the battle is RNG. Especially if you have "Auto" mode on. Your character drinks himself to death 99% of the time.
You never die from the enemy. You ALWAYS suicide. Doesn't matter what level you are if you kill yourself.

Anyway i managed to beat the game by going Manual mode and literally learning every move every name makes as if this were dark souls. While your "watch the fight" statement is invalid, i did find it more fun after spending Hours learning it.
3/5 60% score. can't give you more than 3 because it's unfinished and im biased towards RNG.

<deleted> responds:

You're playing both sides smarty. And he gets just as much XP for losing as winning! The point is to build him up, farm gold and points for loots, and WATCH HIM FIGHT.

This game is not for twitchy fighting game fans, it's for anybody who wants to click a few times and then watch the action. And don't forget you can totally throw the enemy off with her white buttons interrupting her attacks to dance, monologue, etc. Lighten up there!

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Score
2.82 / 5.00