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Text Adventure Quest

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This game was included as a secret in an animation, but I've been asked to also submit it separately.

Type HELP to get instructions. The game has been universally praised by respected publications of the gaming press:

“I love it, yah big sarcastic dork” — Ansain

“But the weebs would not understand!” — Skye_Vena

“I just looked up Moon logic to see if that would give me any ideas. It only served to make me even more confused.” — 3jaustin

“Get ye flask!” — GobLom

“I am upset.” — TheNewWolfBrigade

“And I didn't even cry!” — highkaliberkek

“And I only cried 10 times!” — lolinternets

“Oh.” — aescula

“Oh, duh!” — BobBobersonIII

Thanks to the various people who played and tested this over the past year and a half.

Additional puzzle design by Smuggs.

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what do i do with the pipe now that the gum is on it? I can't figure it out.

I love this game, it's very silly but I realized recently that I have memorized how to beat it to the point that I didn't skip a beat walking through it again...
While most of the game gives you decent hints as to what you should try next, there are two puzzles that threw me off and I had to look at the comments: What to put in the vending machine, and how do you get the nail?
They're both goddamn puns.
I love the dragon. This game is hilarious. But man those puzzle solutions really do want you to just try everything until you reach a punchline.

askmeaboutloom responds:

It *does* tell you to think literally in the instructions though!

Trying everything will often also give you things that very much don't give you a solution, but some more or less amusing response anyway. So hopefully failure is still fun.

This is certainly a puzzler and maybe i'm just dumb. but i got the flute, i got the weeds I managed to change the colour of the weeds by using the toilet. But i'm totally stuck on what to do next. There's gum under a table i don't know to get. a nail in a painting, and then that vending machine.......

I looked in the trashcan and it caught fire. Tried to pee on it, but the narrator was watching. Could not progress. I know its me but it sure feels like its you. But 4/5 just incase its me. Its probably me.

Got stuck but probably due to my own stupidity. Nice goin!

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3.16 / 5.00

Jan 6, 2019
2:13 PM EST