ok. this is a pulsar. it's comedy, because it's not. it's original, because it's literally just a thing.
a pulsar star creates a sound that sounds like a machine gun, or mini-gun shooting in a hallway.
the .ogg file lost sound (?) somehow.
but it's a star.
it releases a butt-ton of radiation, which makes the noise (solar).
the "leeches suck." is a joke.
i plaster it everywhere.
hope this helped!
-roostersox