GLORY TO TRANSFATYLVANIA
The official 2018 Version of the Transfatylvanian National anthem. Arranged and performed by Ian Rees.
Lyrics and original Track by me.
The track is obviously heavily based on the Russian National Anthem.
Lyrics:
"Hail Transfatylvania
Land of Fat and Grease
Our Diet and lack of exercise
Make us all obese!
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even Through a Heart Attack
Transfatylvania,
Hail, Hail, Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania
Worst country on the map
It's nuclear winter all year round
And no one gives a crap!
Our nation's glory never dies
the quarter pounder to our fries
Transfatylvania,
Hail, Hail, Hail!
Hail Transfatylvania
And her stupid crest
When it comes to producing misery
our Motherland's the best
We Salute the Blue and Black
Even Through a Heart Attack
Transfatylvania,
Hail, Hail, Hail!"
Thank you comrades!
GLORY TO TRANSFATYLVANIA
Surprised Ronald McDonald and the burger king weren't up on a podium for this one.