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May 15, 2017 | 10:26 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 15, 2017
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  • Weekly 2nd Place May 17, 2017

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Written by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobster

Lyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream.
Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest
Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam
He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl
Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs
Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs.
I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I
♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪
Hi Tobey
Hi, can i have some of that cream?
Sure, here you go
Thanks a lot!
Any time, Tobey.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was great


Rated 5 / 5 stars

wtf did I just watch...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Everything was good but why just why I'm confused why is Tobey Maguire putting cream on his chest

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

To the guy below me: I hope you realize this was written by multiple people I assume are just randos on the internet.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Great, more homo-erotic shock/innuendo. I love your series, and some of your recent one-standers, like Meth Orcs, and My Mother in Law is a Scorpion. I prefer your wit, not the blatant sex jokes just for sex jokes. Your earlier works are far more entertaining this stuff like this. Things like "Donut Quest" and "CopsOnFireWithErections" and "MadBen" Please spend more on your main characters like Gooseman, and Raw Latex, or even some old favorites like "Great Destiny Man". Thanks for all your hard work and entertainment. Lately though....Geez, you made a 2nd Sweet Boy Beach? Ugh...