Would that red headed bastard happen to be? No it can't be... The Ron Who Wanted A Surprise!
Coming to theaters when his desire comes true!
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Harry Potter casts a spell to reveal his inner most desires.
Ron Weasley also casts the same spell. Ron's a little embarrassed about his inner most desire.