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The True Enemy Of Jesus Christ

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The greatest story ever told has a few missing details or whatever

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This should be renamed "The True Story of Jesus", because I'm pretty sure this is how he got crucified. So much sense.

LOL! But the one true savior, who went extinct for our spins, would not have tolerated the little white pillow thingy. Chomp chomp. All Hail Raptor Jesus.

Jesus died for you so that you can be saved from damnation and have eternal life in Heaven. And this is how you repay Him? Is there nothing good on newgrounds any more? Just sex, senseless violence, mockery, blasphemy, evil?! Is there nothing good, nothing that makes you stop and think any more? Sad...

WellingL responds:

Great thing about internet cartoons is that they don't need to adhere to religious or moral standards such as yours. So try to enjoy the blasphemy, because they'll just keep coming, young padawan!

That was actually very funny. I was almost scared it would be offensive, but it was genuinely funny.

Some say he is still out there saying hi to jesus....lmfao xD

But still, great video man!

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3.38 / 5.00

Jan 11, 2016
3:16 PM EST
  • Daily 4th Place January 12, 2016