Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

So I uploaded part 2 before part 1, and maybe after seeing this one you'll see why. The audio quality is bad and the entirety of this video was animated through gifs. Seriously, I didn't have flash at the time and just made a bunch of gifs and edited it all together in imovie. So yeah, this is ages old and I'm mainly uploading for continuity's sake. In case you're wondering, yes, I have been asked to extend that rap song and perhaps I will in the future.