I'm not wasting 30+ minutes on an extra-large sliding tile puzzle. Especially not when the glimpses of the artwork underneath suggest that it's really not worth the effort.
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Solve the tentacle puzzle to release a sexy surprise...
Current version: Beta
Plz help to find all the bugs! If you have any suggestions for features, post in the comments. Thx guys :-)
I CANT GET IT IM SO SALTY!!!
Am i the first one who clicked the play-again-button ?
It doesn't work for me.
But the game is beatable. It takes some time, but it works (30-45 min).
Only bad point is that there is only one level, that's a bit boring.
Unsolvable.
I know all tactics for these kind of games, and the block switching error.
444 clicks before realizing this error.
>Not playing again
Day 25, still clicking. My fingers have developed inch-thick calluses and the mix of starvation, dehydration, and repetitive moaning is making me insane.
On a serious note, no matter how good the picture is, you just can't make a porn game this hard and expect people to actually like it.
When I open up a game like this, I want a token challenge at most before getting to the goods, not something that would leave Einstein crying.
Besides, with this level of challenge you're just building up to something that will leave everyone disappointed.
If (and that's a very big IF) someone actually manages to finish this, they'll look at the picture, go ''well, that's nice'' and later cry themselves to sleep because they wasted upwards of thirty minutes on a game that (to my knowledge) gives you a single picture.
The only way this game could be worth the sheer amount of time required to win would mean that it'd give you a blowjob, cook a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while you sleep.
All in all, it's an OK idea, nothing new, but the effort required vs. the lack of real reward makes this a 1/10 in my books.
This literally pissed me off so much I made an account just to complain, and that's saying something.
Anyway, I'm sorry if I came off as too abrasive, but this is just way too hard. This isn't something you open up when you need to squeeze out a quick one, this is something you play when you literally don't have anything else to do for a whole day.