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Golden History

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We Developed this game while we listened to the sickening video HE-MAN YE YE YEA for 10 hours in a maniac GAMEJAM.

The result was a strange game defender mixed with platforms type, where you control a space ninja marmot gathering gold and fight with his predators.

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I don't exactly get how you get past bad guys. I'm stuck. I'd give it a 1 but i'll add a point because it has budder.

What the hell is this crap?!

It is a very good concept and is well developed for only 10 HOURS, needs more development.

Recolecta el oro posicionarse sobre el y contrata pichones que te ayuden a vencer a tus enemigos
GOOGLE TRANSLATED to English
"Collect gold and hire position on the chicks to help you defeat your enemies"
-- OR -- Mine the Gold Nuggets, then click the Pink Helmet Face to hire a SpeedoMan Phallic-Chainsaw Hero for 100 gold points. If you touch the enemies, you die. You can use the apples you create from the dead enemies TO JUMP HIGHER.

On one hand I like the rather homoerotic speedo-wearing muscle enemies being defeated by speedo-wearing chainsaw-penis heroes, but on the other, the gameplay is rather weak.
On the first of the 2 levels you can kill off all the alligators, but not the Orange Guy. Simple solution, jump on the apples to jump over the Orange Guy. Alternate solution, jump up while an alligator is killing you, that will teleport you to the top platform to mine the gold up there.

Cost to kill foes:
100 Gold = 1 Phallic Superhero Click-Summon = 1 Dead Alligator
100 Gold + 100 Gold = 2 Phallic Superhero Click-Summons = 1 Dead Orange Guy.

No mute, no instruction, impossible to pass the first monster.
Jump is not high enough, no double jump, no weapon.