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The first episode of "Guards." We gonna last forever, girl.

Each episode of guards represents a different era. And each time one of the guards is me and a special guest guard. This episode's special guest is Jon Schnepp, director of Metalocalypse!

Here's the theme song!

https://soundcloud.com/lu cky-bajiljapops/guards

Sit back, snap into a sausage, and get your guard on (sorry).


The animation itself was quite funny

The credits song made everything perfect.

I'd ask for a sequel, but I almost feel like it should remain its own self contained tale. It's perfect as it is.

Loved all of it! Good voicing, good animation, and GOOD humor! Very nice job, this is a definite 5 Stars! Bravo!

lol - rather liked the credits ending with your woman kicked out XD

I don't give a shit if you ever read it nor will i ever find out but this was probably the best flash i have seen on here in a long while. It was original, smoothly animated and the voices were great, Keep up the sweet work.

DarqV responds:

I read everything because I'm incredibly narcissistic and needy. I also wasn't very sure that this short was gonna work towards the end of making it. I'm thrilled so many of you liked it! Now I definitely want to make more!!!

The dialogue in this is the way all script should be simple and funny. The rough/no clean up feels nice and organic. I dunno it reminds me that actual humans drew this. Also I love how Parker Simmons is in this I saw that shamrock shake short he did with rugburn and it was so fucking good.

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4.46 / 5.00

Jun 9, 2013
6:10 PM EDT
Comedy - Original
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